I don't do second best. It's either me and fuck...
the thing about procrastination—it’s usually too late to decide not to do it– quoting meself (via todayitumbla)
My first thought when my alarm clock goes off:
Dear future significant other,
eyeslikesunflowers: Please don’t be clumsy. One of us need to be able to dodge moving objects such as doorways, coffee tables, and drive thru signs. I’ve collided with them all. Please pull me away when they viciously walk into me. Love, Me.